A Perfect Marriage

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A man and a woman had been married for 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box but, one day, the little old woman got sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoebox and took it to his wife’s bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found 2 crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. “When we were to be married, my grandmother told me the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

The little old man was so moved he had to fight back the tears. Only 2 precious dolls were in the box. She had only been mad at him 2 times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

“Honey,” he said, “that explains the dolls but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?”

“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls!”*

*Author Unknown

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Laughing Through Tears

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There are some things that are funny no matter what your age. When you’re a toddler, a simple prat fall or bathroom noise can set you off into near hysterics. Sometimes, after laughing really hard and for an extended period of time, you might even be brought to tears.

Today’s social media is full of YouTube videos, Instagram and Vimeo. People spend hours laughing, alone or with friends and colleagues, at the silliness captured on film involving babies and small animals. It’s really quite a phenomenon.

But once you reach a certain age, you’re just as libel to laugh as pee. Seriously. The two start to act in tandem and the slight leakage you accidentally experience becomes involuntary.

So, next time you plan on attending a live comedy event or getting together with some old friends (especially if alcohol is involved), slap on a pair of Depends and just go with the flow!